Montello get Cheeky

Every broker that introduces a deal to Montello today [1 April] will be put into a special prize draw to win a date at a London Michelin star restaurant.

Magnus Dadzie, new business development manager for Montello, said: "Ah, when I heard about this promotion, I asked if I could go back to being a broker again - just for one day! This is great!”

Ian Thomas, director at Montello, declined to elaborate further and only added: "What can I say? I have nothing to say about this."

But in a craze rant new temporary executive chairman Paid Ally Roofs said: “Ooh boys, Cheeky Girls. I never ask what you do do. I never ask what’s in your mind. Come and smile. Touch my bum.”